Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she had ever seen. He chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and is also chained to an extremely ugly man.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair and a nice beard.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a
word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says... "Well, I don't know what you did, but I just stepped
on a duck!"
Ever read something on a web page you find so funny
that you want to share with others? Did you know you can send the
page you are on in an email? It's easy. Here's how.
Any page that loads in your browser can be sent
right in your e-mail. (Of course, this may not work for all e-mail
clients.) Ok, you're on a page. Go to the File menu, and click.
Then select Send, and on the flyout menu, click "Page by e-mail".
That's it!
Your e-mail should load automatically. Just type in the address of the person you're sending to, and the page will be added in the body. You can even add a message to the page if you'd like. Now, depending on how your recipient has their e-mail client set up, they may or may not see graphics. But the text should be there, and the links should work too.
If you don't want to send the entire page you can also select "Link by email" and attach a link, or if you really think this joke is funny, you can create a shortcut to your desktop.
Try it. I hope it still works. Send this page to yourself to see, or do me a favor and send it to a friend.
